After riding on my horse and shooting some rounds with my AK-47, with my blonde friend with a phoney tan from the states, I cool down creating big clouds on my range of state sanctioned e-liquids.
I don’t know Poot’n. I’ve never met Poot’n. I’ve never been to Russia. Maybe once. Let me tell you. I created this unbelievable e-liquid range to help build a bond with Mr Poot’n – this one’s for you, Vladimir. Big clouds with a truly delicious array of flavours. The perfect accompaniment to an evening of locker room talk with my favourite bare-chested comrade. Russia First.
INCOMING! I just kidding. I have great sense of humour – the best in DPRK… I invented comedy. My range of e-liquid is the best around.